Considered Opinions

“It’s like a frog calling you ugly”.

 

“You have nothing to worry about unless you are a taxpayer, parent, gun owner, cop, a person of faith, or an unborn baby!”

 

“You can only be young once, but you can always be immature.”

 

“Americans are thinking, there are some good members of Congress but we can’t figure out what they are good for.
Others are thinking, how did these morons make it through the birth canal.”

 

“It’s as dead as four o’clock.”

 

“Always follow your heart
… but take your brains with you.”

 

“The short answer is ‘No.
The long answer is ‘Hell No.’”

 

“It must suck to be that dumb.”

 

“When the Portland mayor’s IQ gets to 75, he oughta sell.”

 

“I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer’s point of view, but I can’t seem to get my head that far up my ass.”

 

“Go sell your crazy somewhere else

… we are all stocked up here.”

 

“She has a Billy goat brain and a mockingbird mouth!”

 

“You can get a goat to climb a tree, but you’d be better off hiring a squirrel.”

 

“Never stand between a dog and a fire hydrant.”

 

“It appears that he might do the right thing, but only when closely supervised and cornered like a rat.”

 

“Dumb enough to be a twin of himself.”

 

“This is why space aliens won’t talk to us.”